20 cents
But I'm not really rich so I have 20 cents to spend
And if you were a human I think I'd wish you were dead

And I bark at you
because you are not my friend
I said I wouldn't buy your underwear for less than 20 cents

5 weeks of permanent tease is a long time too
Because it's hard to follow his orders without starting to moo

I hate Scooby Doo
because he's my opponent
I said I wouldn't buy your underwear for less than 20 cents

Let me pee on you so that I can remove your bones amused
Just believe in the truth so that I can be happy too

I might just be alright when I could let you right behind
Every day with your face is just another wasted day

Screw you!
This is the end
I said I wouldn't buy your underwear for less than 20 cents
I wouldn't buy your underwear because this is the end

Doggy-Food (it's him again)
Parttime junkie come and smoke me
Bake a spacecake. Buy and inhale

Today, he smoked a pack of Earl Grey
I know I shouldn't care at all but it's his job
to sniff more than cocaine
like doggy-food

He's not walksick, always sits still
like he's too dumb to hate the drugs

And in his own time he just likes to breath
And in his own life he just likes to see
And I read in the newspapers

Today, he smoked a pack of Earl Grey
I know I shouldn't care at all but it's his job
to sniff more than cocaine
like doggy-food

It's him again
I've regognized him on his hands
It's him again

Flossing
He opened the door of his room
Just a little confused
He saw the light of the moon
He didn't know that he'd hang soon

He closed the door and turned the key
Fell on the ground and scratched his knees
He got sick and turned out green
Because he swallowed the key

He discovers he can't get out
And starts to scream real loud
There's no one who can hear him
He's filled with fear and desperate starts flossing

Now he tries to escape
And gets more and more insane
He just sits and waits
And he flosses every day

3 months later he's still bored
And he throws his body to the door

100 metres of floss-rope
are tied around his neck, or so.
Now he hangs from the window
So that's one life less and no one knows what he knows

GF&Slipperiness
As you see the title says this song's about slipperiness
And not to forget glazed frost because that is what I hate most
When the winter starts I fear the slippery ice every where
I stay inside, sit in my chair, wait for the summer every year

Every ride on my bike is always like I don't like
Especially when my wheels slip, I can almost see the R.I.P.
So I could better stay inside, but I'll be sorry for my bike
And I'll always smack my face on the streets and hate the pain

When the summer is gone
I already fear the cold
And of course GF&Slipperiness

Stupid people throwing snowballs at my head and so I get cold
I almost freeze to death I blame the winter it's all it's fault
The sun is never shining in the winter; I get so depressed
Sometimes I wish that I lived somewhere else

When the summer is gone
I already fear the cold
And of course GF&Slipperiness

Dangerous Grandmas
Behind the windows of the old people's home they are watching
Their eyes are focused on the victims who are walking on the street

Behind the bushes
Without teeth and with the famous grandma-smell
With wigs and dresses
Suddenly she's in my way, slobbering; I can't hold my laugh

The food is YUK! The ages rot. Old people's home really sucks
Always try to escape from the nice nurses, who aren't even nice

Behind the bushes
Without teeth and with the famous grandma-smell
With wigs and dresses
Suddenly she's in my way, slobbering; I can't hold my laugh

Snarky
Hi guys, what's your problem?
Is there something wrong with me?
Or am I ruining your view?
Do you want to know the time?
Why should I beware of you?
Why are you going to kick my head of?

Yes, I'm scared
But I don't see the use of this
So may I be excused and leave you now?

I don't want any trouble
So step aside and let me pass
I have something better to do
Don't touch me, leave me alone
Where the hell are your manners?
It maybe sounds dumb but it's true

Blind Date
I'm lying on my bed
With my pillow on my head
I am filled with happiness
The ceiling is so white,
I'm seized with cramp in my eyes
I am very warm inside

I dreamt about your face
But I've never seen you, so that's strange

I'm still lying on my bed
With the pillow on my head
Waiting for a new friend
I'm curious about you
I don't know what I have to do
to make you feel happy too

I dreamt about your face
But I've never seen you, so that's strange
I want to meet you now
I wish you were around

I think I am going to puke...

Invented Action Heroes
They made it. We know it.
They're going to jump.
It is as we feared it.
They're falling down.

His vitamins
Her carbohydrates
Their lifes

Their eyes are full of tears
to slow their flight.
The silence in the air
when the sun shines.

It's not their fault
We know they had no choice
Because of us
we have to hear their voices
screaming loud at us

And when their heads hit the ground
they burst asunder
Crashing skulls full of brain cells
are rolling down the street
Broken bones and flatten bodies
I can't watch no longer
Organs make this all complete

They made it. We knew it.
It was our fault.
The silence in the ground
that's why they rot.

His vitamins
Her carbohydrates
Their lifes

Psychical Jerks
I am dumb. I hate everyone.
I think that I'll pretend you're gone.
Don't ask me. I wanna break
on the inside of your head

I hate to admid that I have no goddamn opinion
If you hate me; slay me, don't wait
I hope all the guys like you are

Stupid assholes make me laugh
because I hate to sing too loud.
I can't pee with shit on my knee.
Make some obtuse fun with me

I hope all the guys like you are
psychical jerks

I hope all the guys like you are gone!!

Abstruseness
This cold darkness calms my mind
What is going on outside?
I am here for my whole life
And I see that I am blind

The sun is shining
But I know I would dislike it
And I don't think I will ever see some light

This isolation is my home
It is moistened, and I glow
A strange idea: I got no sight
Realize that my eye died

Happy, sad, sad, happy, dead
This sickening place makes me mad
And I know I'm not alright
This dungeon supports suicide
Who put out all the light?

Little Duckie
When I'm fed up with my great life
I'm going to the pond
to visit my little friend
When he's around
He always chatters around
and he makes me happy
I know him from the day he hatched
My little duckie

I tell him what annoys me
when there is something wrong
He has an answer for everything
He's a real friend
He is positive all the time
And he understands me
I know him from the day he broke out of his little egg

I discovered that a good friend
is important
So go outside
and look around
to find an animal
like my own little duckie

Mars mellows
You passed me suddenly
I know you've seen me too
Be here, be there, be gone
You have seen me too
Somebody I know appeared
And then she was away
Cold outside, warm inside
I did not know what to say

Do you know me like I know you
or are my eyes not open?
Do I have to explain that what I feel
keeps me busy all day?

What do I have to think?
Maybe it's so confusing
I'll think of you for now
And I wonder what you think
The frozen street I walk in
has made me freeze
What makes me live?

You passed me suddenly
I know you've seen me too
Be here, be there, be gone
You have seen me too
The wind blew me to here
To somewhere in the snow
I cannot breath without you
This cold makes me fall

Fat-Assed Female-Cop Lying On The Stairs
He has a fat ass
Lying on the stairs
I know what he said
Explaining this mass

Be bored as a female-cop
or be dead
Lying on the stairs
showing his fat ass

No more to discuss
He's not looking at us
To bored for his age
Let us be afraid

Where are it's donuts?
Maybe flushed...
I don't like it much
I see it's fudge
Be bored as a female-cop
or be dead
Lying on the stairs
showing his fat ass
His fat ass

Boaring
I hope I can shun my past until today
And that you will help me on my way
From this morning I am on my own with you
At least, I hope so because I don't know what to do

Would you be a guide for me?
Because I feel a little weak
Now I know exactly what you mean

I want to remain my life without problems
But for that I really have to change
It is not hard to leave my whole life behind
But please, stay with me just for a little while

With all I am I am not able to recover
So I need your help
And when I'm back I could help you when you're in trouble
Because I am your friend

Self-evident?
Again I am back in
the ruinous house I lived in
And I am scared of
all the memories I have to revive

I really hate these 'good old times'
'cause they were not so good for me
I am wasting all my time with this

Many broken tea-cups
Unrecognizable dusty paintings
And my old room
I'm not going in there

=punk
Bleh is always on the right
Florkshit sicks me all the time
Shut up now and let me in
Fuck you all I want to win

Nurses In Removable Clothes
Nobody Is Really Confused